Literally, who thought this was a good idea?!īishop: He’s part of the reason why you hate men, but yet you find yourself going back to him time and again anyways. You’ve never intentionally romanced her, ever, and enjoyed it. Don’t tell me you haven’t, you grody napkin.Įlanee: What this romance option says about you is that you’re a lying liar. If you didn’t already, you’ve probably thought about it since. Safiya: You probably have a teacher/student kink. You’re cultured and witty and intelligent and have good taste. You’re also probably a big fan of Howl’s moving castle. Gann: You’re probably a big fan of musicals. Tell me how we can take this back and forget it all. You don’t know but somehow necrophilia doesn’t seem so bad…Ĭasavir: You were probably attracted to Goose God or Freaky Fred at one point. Now there’s a goddamn war and she’s lost her mind. And nobody fucking remembers him.Īribeth de Tylmerande: You got into this at first for the Boob Window. Literally he and Aribeth are the only things that make the Original Campaign of NWN1 worthy of playing. Seriously, did none of the creators read their own subtext?Īarin Gend: You’re the only one who remembers he exists. You were probably scratching your head and wondering why she was the straight romance option. Nathyrra: You’re probably hardcore into BDSM and would thank her for stepping on your neck with golf cleats. Valen Shadowbreath was the one who spurred you into your 3edgy5me “demons are misunderstood” phase. You also can’t stop making ‘horny’ jokes. Recalling his romance you’ll listen to “Monster” by Skillet, or “Animal I Have Become” by Three Days Grace. Valen Shadowbreath: You probably had an emo phase at one point.
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